AI: Episode 58 – Something About Cabbages

So, we’ve been on a hot streak lately.

First and foremost, we killed it on that Honeypot.

Second, This whole adventure with saving Jayla and discovering Brightness’s secret plans.

Get outta town, it’s nothing but W’s!

So why not sit down with us on this week’s Adventurific as the fountain of success continues to produce!

Gather round as the Company makes some solid choices with the Zemphrim’s (Zhentarim’s) stolen map, make the clever choice to revisit the Druid Postal Service, and totally knock it out of the park when it comes to the business with Clive Brooks!

And why not treat ourselves with a visit to everyone’s favorite salesman, Pimm!?

You’re welcome.

So load up your barrel and remember to state your business because on this week’s prosperous episode of Adventurific, the only thing standing between here and the future is your own ineptitude!

AI: Episode 57 – Six on One, Halfling on Another

Have you cats noticed a pattern yet?

When the Company is 100% in charge of planning and execution, its a mess and usually someone ends up dead.

When Jayla comes ups up with a plan, suddenly Skip is pretending to be her and she’s uncomfortable and Tally’s got her boobs out and everything is all over the place…

What was my point again?


Welcome to this week’s Adventurific!

Follow along as the Company dives head first into that sweet, sweet honeypot in an attempt to seduce the mysterious squad of Zephirum (Zhentarim) that has so foolishly fallen into our trap, like flies…to more honey.

Also while that is going on, Quint and Bob are pulling a side job that may seem like a fruitless endeavor, at least compared to the one involving Jayla bringing her best game, but may actually prove way more valuable than any of us could have ever dreamed!

There’s so much happening, It’s hard to keep up!

So, try to keep cool next to all that hay and remember not to be too eager because on this week’s voluptuous episode of Adventurific, it’s hard work being this beautiful, maybe you should try it sometime.

AI: Episode 56 – 6/10

Alright, I’ll be the first to admit, last week got a little bit hectic.

Opinions differed and caused a mass failure in communication which in turn allowed our resident Changeling to bleed out on the dirty floor of some up and coming farmland’s only watering hole.

That’s why we were told by the bosses upstairs that in the interest of our shareholders and Josh’s ludicrously self-serving contract; it’s either we put someone in charge who can actually herd all these cats or Nick must send in those feet pictures he’s always going on about.

It’s time once again for a brand new Adventurtific and this week, Jayla FINALLY stops moping and attempts to whip these sorry excuses for soldiers into something that can only vaguely be referred to as a “shape”.

Follow along as the Company is split into two equally important teams, one to continue the stake out, keeping an extra close eye out for the squad of Zephirum and the other to clean up all the messes from the previous day.

There’s a lot to do there so it’s best not waste anymore of your time and we’ll let you get to the show…

Just remember to keep a look out for any overtly tall transients and apologies best start with a admittance of wrongdoing because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, Jayla seems more fed up than she usually does…

I’d listen to her if you value your bones.

AI: Episode 55 – The Brisket Heard ‘Round the World

Picture this, if you will.

It’s a peaceful cool morning. The birds are chirping, the flowers is shaking off the dew from the night and on the horizon, you see a large shape.

It seems like some sort of vessel, but water is nowhere near here.

And it’s a hundred feet in the air.

You swallow that last sip of coffee.

Your day is about to get a WHOLE lot more interesting.

Welcome to this week’s Adventurific where the quaint village of Daggerford attempts to weather a storm called “The Idiots from The Coal Chute Busting into their Once Quiet Town and Raising One Hell of a Stupor”!

Join us as the Company breaks new ground in this once peaceful farming community by breaking laws (Skip), breaking social norms (Also Skip), and most importantly, breaking tables by putting Halflings through them (Won’t spoil it, but also Skip) and by the end of this episode, someone is going to need some SERIOUS medical attention…

Just guess who.

So, grab a fresh flyer and remember to put on your best face because on this week’s tension filled episode of Adventurific, there’s some hands to be thrown, lines to be crossed, and the one left lying in his own blood probably had it coming anyway.