September 2018

September 28, 2018September 27, 2018

Starfinder: Episode 33 – Baby on Board

They say that the birth of a child is one of the most magical moments to experience, but APPARENTLY somebody forgot to tell that to the intrepid squad of the Nostrovia because CLANK’s brand new bundle of cosmic joy has everyone at odds! Join us this week as CLANK and Muck figure out the best way to fire an infant out of an airlock, Kenntucky tries to spin an orphan into positive press, and the rest of the crew just struggle to make sense out of all this! It’s enough maternal chaos and parental bickering to fill an entire season of “Dr. Xzsuda’s Genealogy Judgement Court and Slaughterdome”, but without all that hugging bullshit! Grab a bottle and fill it with whiskey, this week on Adventurific!

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September 21, 2018September 20, 2018

Starfinder: Episode 32 – Gastrointestinal Beatdown

Most doctors study for years and train for decades to master the craft of invasive surgery, mostly because it takes careful consideration and a delicate hand to remove the most problematic invaders without harming the host. Here at Adventurific, we say “That’s all a bunch of bullshit”, so we just build a chainsaw wielding mech and hack at the sonuvabitch until it all gets figured out. Join us this week as our expertly trained surgical team of Slasher and Mucktup continue the delicate process of removing the gelatinous parasite from the whale, and because none of this is ever as simple as it could be, the rest of the team braces itself for whatever deadly creature it will soon become. Do they have the skills necessary to properly expel the beast from the poor Space Whale or will the Squad become the next unwilling hosts to this extraterrestrial bacterium? Whatever the case, just take two on a full stomach and call us in the morning, because this week, Adventurific is just what the doctor ordered! (WARNING: Do NOT ingest if pregnant, sensitive to flashing lights, or susceptible to mind control!)

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September 14, 2018September 13, 2018

Starfinder: Episode 31 – Teamwork Makes the Spleen Work

When a massive space whale that has the uncanny ability to swallow cities whole develops a strange blockage in its lower intestine, most people would put the beast down or just be digested, on account of being eaten. However, the intrepid crew of the Nostrovia is not most people, they’re way worse! Follow along this week as the Squad gets to work on the plan to remove the mysterious blockage in the Space Whale’s intestine using nothing more than their wits, their charisma, and a few lucky rolls! Will they be able to craft the tools necessary to save this monumental creature or is the Whale going downhill fast and taking our Squad with it? Find out this week on Adventurific, remember, we have the tools and we have the talent! Well…maybe not that much talent and we are down a man…so… just forget I said anything.

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September 7, 2018September 6, 2018

Starfinder: Episode 30 – Team Fire and Ice 2.0 Revelations

After last week’s slight detour to Duke’s past, we return to the belly of the beast to check in with the rest of the Squad to see how their unfathomable intestinal odyssey is coming along. Here’s a hint; poorly. Follow us this week as these gastric stowaways band together to discover what ails the giant space whale and become closer friends as a result…then listen to Duke mope and pout, like a bitch. It’s very unlike him, but once you start digging through a whale’s Intestines, all rules are off. Grab that flamethrower and pop open a cold one, cause this week, Adventurific is blasting straight through the jejunum!

Editor’s Note: There were technically difficulties with Erik’s microphone that were not discovered until after recording…which is especially ironic considering this week’s feedback. Welp. What can you do?

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