Casefile: 37-MR-89-4278 (MRRM OCT21 T.DEROOCK)

An early morning radio show (MRRM) was one of the first systems to come back once the electric interference was over. A local man was appearing on the show for some sort of poetry segment (THOMAS DEROOCK), but after searching the database, we have no record of this man existing. The host (DANIEL LADDER) seemed to recognize him, but Mr. Ladder has not been questioned yet on account that he hasn’t been seen since. Our old friend, Teddy Bordeaux, was also at that station that morning, but when asked about the incident, he proceeded to pull the officers pants down and call him a “Biscuit-Head” before running into traffic. Probably going to let this case go…