Episode44LOST.mp3

FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY
Recorded 10/16/20 at 12:18 a.m.
TAKE ONE
Danielle reading the episode recap after we lost Episode 44: The Letter, The Lover and the Tortle That Cared Too Much
Please edit out the back half of this recording, HE got into the booth and I do not want to hear his voice right now.
JOSH IF YOU ARE READING THIS: IF EVER CATCH YOU EATING SOUP IN THE EDITING BAY AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU WON’T SURVIVE THE NIGHT!
Thanks,
Nick

AI: Episode 43 – Glovey Boots 2: Booty Gloves

Ever had one of those vacations where it was such an unmitigated disaster that the journey home feels like it takes a million years, and you’d sacrifice every one of your friends’ souls to an unholy demigod just to sleep in your own bed again? Yeah, its about time we head back to Fireshear…

Join us this week on a brand new episode of Adventurific as the intrepid Company hauls anchor and leaves that ramshackle death box known as Shark…Darkrim… is it Carpkin Scoop? Whatever, we pack up and leave that shit hole in the dust.

Not to worry, dear listener. There’s plenty waiting for us back in Fireshear, such as a bar that needs checking in on, Quint and Trundle need to do some shopping slash arguing with an old man, and Skip’s got a package waiting for him! Don’t worry, Tally also has stuff going on, like maybe a little bit of backstory…perhaps? How’s that for a hook?

So grab your Booty and find its matching Glove, because on this week’s Adventurific, you’re going to learn some real mind blowing stuff about trees and if you’ve ever peed on one, you’re not going to like it!

AI: Episode 42 – Quint Measuring Contest

Alright, I was instructed by Legal that I need to apologize for my comments in last week description.

Giraffes are not “God’s Mistakes” or “poorly constructed horses”; they are quality animals.

Not like Beavers, those over achieving water squirrels. Get a dental plan, you flat tailed chainsaws!

What was I talking about?

Oh, yeah, this week’s episode of Adventurific.

This week, the Company makes tracks to the local watering hole to see a man about a tattoo, Quint gets into it with a rival captain (for obvious reasons), and when the security of the ship is compromised Skip gets all “Maximum Effort” for whatever reason!

I have no idea why, but does anyone here really understand why Skip does anything he does?

I didn’t think so.

So belly up to the bar and remember not to wake the tortle because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, it would be REALLY helpful if you stopped stabbing the Changling!